wanted : old computers desktop laptop pc - $5 (los ángeles)

I am teaching my self how to work on computers and I am looking for older computers desktop desktops, laptop laptops, disk drives any electronics you probably would just throw away.
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and I am willing to buy you old computer - for a nominal fee of 5 dollars.
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also I will pick it up which would save you a drive to a recycler.
Hey if you have a big box of computer junk -- you can leave it in a trash bag on your driveway, OR behind your car in a carport or whatever spot you got -- I can pick it up and leave a five dollar bill in your mail box.
It's just that simple.
Bag it, Tag it and I will go grab it and you will be able to get a nice cup of coffee with my 5 dollars.
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hopefully :) (I brew my own coffee mostly - I really don't know how much a cup of coffee is but a coke cost me $5.
50 at Hollywood Park Card Room when I played a $150 dollar New Years poker tournament this past New Years! broken - non working - barely working - or just old and un-wanted.
I will pay you up to 5 dollars for all your old working or non-working desktops computers laptops modems pc parts and pieces --- anything I can practice on soldering taking apart working on --- old software whatever -- stuff to play with take apart and learn from.
I can pick up -- you can leave your computer on your porch or on your drive way in a plastic bag or cardboard box somewhere where it won't get wet or even better wraped up in a plastic trash bag --- no need to even meet me I can put 5 dollar bill in your mail box --- MAIL BOX MONEY!! if I can not get your old computer working I will recycle it responsibly at an ewaste recycler or donate it to thrift store or give to a person who can use it.
:) thanks! keywords recycle re-use repurpose ewaste cords disk drives cpu case atx motherboards modem ethernet