Wanted: United Airlines Companion Pass/Domestic Partner - $2500 - $2,500 (Los Angles)

Looking for a companion pass from United Airlines (non rev standby flights) so I can travel! I wanted to be added as your travel Companion.
I am an experienced flier and know exactly how to conduct myself.
You're in good hands with me.
Please let me know if you have one and we can work out a price.