$300 Night Only--Sleeping Bag Roommate Wanted/Great Rental Deal (Hollywood)

Please read my ad carefully before responding? If this rental offer is not for you, please don't respond? But if you are struggling out there and need a place like this temp, to get back on your feet, please do respond? Thank you.
Since my rent went up (and a lot) and my Water and Power bill and Gas Company bill went up too, I'm looking for a temp roommate to sleep on the floor in a sleeping bag at night for a month or two? I'm looking for a young male between 21 yrs old and 30 yrs old? Must be a morning person (someone that wakes up in the mornings and works in the mornings); must not have too much stuff with him (a sleeping bag and a back pack only); must like cats and must be able to put up with them; must be respectful, easy-going, clean and keeps to himself? $300.
00 a month and $100.
00 returnable deposit.
$400.
00 to move in.
Available right now and now showing.
Temp for one month only (if you follow all the house rules and regulations, I'll extend it to 2 or 3 more months?) Includes all the utilities and wireless internet.
420 Friendly and Christian Friendly.
Please tell me a little about yourself and please send me your picture? I'd appreciate it very much.
No picture/No respond.
Our small home is very peaceful, relaxing, quiet, friendly, drama-free, stress-free, clean and very safe.
There are 4 of us living here - all males.
You'll be the 5th one.
Times are hard.
I'm a Christian first and then an artist.
Thank you very much for reading my ad.
God bless you and Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.