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OPPORTUNITY FOR AMAZING KARMA (Los Angeles)
cats are OK - purrr
MF Couple looking for a room.
Could be short term but prefer longer term.
Open to anywhere in the LA area.
We are in an crunchy situation and need a place immediately.
We had a spot but were unaware the couple we rented from were drug addicts.
They stole our valuables while we were away and were then arrested and evicted before we got back.
They left us stuck due to not being on the lease.
We are currently cash poor due to banking fuckery (pardon the french).
We are awesome people with a ton of things to share tangable and non! Easy to live with and keep to ourselves.
We have no idea how to be homeless and on the street.
Clean records don't do crime.
Never! But not squares.
Don't care if you do stuff as long as it doesn't effect or risk our safety in any way.
If youre vegan that's cool.
But If youre vegan trying to convert, kindly kick rocks.
We eat meat.
Can't do
that situation.
If you're the kind of person that has an extra room (or even a pull out bed) but not strapped for cash (we are symbiotic), Be an awesome person, earn karma points, help us out.
This could be amazing opportunity for you, but promise it won't be a bad one.
We can and will pay in Crypto.
We dont expect free.
Can also provide housekeeping or upkeep of yard, etc.
We have a public token listed on a few dexes worth $5.
03 a piece that can be converted to fiat in 120 days and can prove this.
Due to the circumstances we are willing to give you a life changing amount.
We are good people who unfortunately got put into a bad situation.
Take a chance and end up a cryptomillionaire!
If you have bad intentions, are a weirdo (the bad kind though.
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the good kind is great), are into some dark stuff, or a single creep male or female with funny intentions.
DONT BOTHER RESPONDING!!!!
420 friendly 😊
PS! We didn't add pictures because we want a true response from your heart.
We have no problem sharing social media and even a video call.
This is an urgent situation.
We love to make new friends, but we also love to have a roof over our head.
Please be serious not curious.