Behringer Model D - Synth - $250 (Silverlake)

You probably already know what you're looking at so I won't bore you by copy/ pasting some item description here.
This item is as pictured above in these nice and clear photos that I took for you because I respect you.
It is in like new condition.
I cared for this thing so well that you'll forget I ever even touched it once you get it home.
I'm telling you that "used" does not get better than this.
The price is probably the best you'll find, so if you wanna haggle, you better make it good.
I am not likely to budge on this already great price.
Trust me, I want you to have this thing so I priced it to sell.
We can meet and demo the item at my location in a safe, well lit common area.
Cash only.
If this ad is still up then the item is still available so don't worry about that when you reach out.
Let's cut right to the deal and get this done.
I work freelance so my hours are weird, and I'll probably be around during the day if needed, but we'll get to that.
Thanks! See ya soon.
You know you want this thing.
Just buy it already.