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Free obituaries (Los Angeles)

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Posted : Friday, September 15, 2023 10:50 PM

Everyone dies.
That’s sad.
But not everyone gets an obituary, and that’s the real tragedy.
If you’re looking for someone to honor your legacy following your bodily demise, let me, a complete stranger, do it for free.
Please provide your name, age, and general location.
To give me a sense of who you are beyond your basic background info, answer the following questions: How do you anticipate you will die? (This can be changed by a person of your choosing upon your actual death.
) When do you think you are going to die? What’s your shoe size? Do you have a family member you aren’t close with? If so, what’s their name? What’s your biggest fear? Have you ever used the restroom in an airport? Have you done anything good for the world? Have we come too far? Have you lost anyone to Burning Man? Have you ever bought a hermit crab from a beach boardwalk? Do you know any jokes? (Simply answer yes or no) Do you have your wisdom teeth? What’s your biggest regret? Have you ever swept anything under the rug, metaphorically speaking? Did you have a childhood bully? If so, what was their name, and where could they be located if vengeance is sought? ***** Feel free to reach out with any questions Will respond to all inquiries within 48hrs Zero revisions included THIS IS NOT A JOKE

• Phone : NA

• Location : Los Angeles,CA

• Post ID: 9153844812


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