Creative Consultant (Beverly Hills)

Beverly Hills Celebrity, The Chicken Man, is now available for creative consulting.
You may also just gift him for being dope.
He has imPECKable credentials.
He is West Point educated, and has all-media impressions in excess of 1 Billion Humans since 2005.
He can be kept on retainer, hired for projects, or consulted on a per hour rate (private and corporate rates vary).
Introductory e-mail consult is free and a resume' can be provided.
Bagock!