1br - Free rent. Share 1 bedroom apartment in San Francisco Bay Area. (Silicon Valley move in today)

I have a one bedroom apartment I'm willing to share with someone who can help with cooking and cleaning.
Located 40 miles south of San Francisco in Silicon Valley.
Must be 420 friendly and a plus if you're interested in the business.
I’m kinda looking for a Stoner girl.
The apartment in a nice neighborhood close to downtown and light rail.
Free rent, food (you're cooking), cable, WiFi and all utilities.
All the weed you can smoke.
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free.
An opportunity for you to save some money and live in California for free.